I am Gunnery Sergeant Gun, your Senior Drill Instructor.
From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your mouth will be Sir!
Do you UNDERSTAND?
"Sir, Yes, Sir"
I CANT HEAR YOU!
"Sir, Yes, Sir"
Thats better… Where you from boy? Because you are one sorry looking excuse for a soldier, and its clear you are NOT COMBAT READY!
You look like your momma just dressed you this morning. If you want to be in my outfit, you have got to look like a lean mean fighting machine.. I cant have no mommas boy in my army.
Are you Crying?
"Sir, No, Sir"
Good, than wipe that sweat off your face before I kick you out of my unit.
You are here because I want to tell you about the greatest military application ever invented.
My own freakin App.
The Sergeant Gun App.
Whats my App Called?
"THE SERGEANT GUN APP"
Excellent... now this application for the iphone and ipod touch can instantly turn any of you pathetic looking noobs into the ultimate Soldier.
HERES HOW IT WORKS
Just take a picture of yourself or use one in your photo library... Dont use the one of you and your dog Fluffy, or your momma hugging you, or any crap like that.
Try posing like a Man for once.
Comprende?
"Sir, Yes, Sir"
Once you choose a picture you will be able to fully weaponize pictures of you and your friends.
You will be Feared
You will be Envied
You will be Cool!
Do you UNDERSTAND?
"Sir, Yes, Sir"
I CANT HEAR YOU!
"Sir, Yes, Sir"
Thats better.
Outfit your picture with military related images which you can scale and rotate on Command.
Knives - Machine Guns - Pistols - Revolvers - Shotguns - Assault Rifles - Aviator Glasses - Gas Barrells - Military Boots - Camo Hats - Camo Vests - Dog Tags - Compass - Bombs, Explosives - Gas Masks - Grenades - Tanks - And More!
WHAT THATS NOT ENOUGH?
"Sir, No, Sir"
Why Ill be... youve got spirit, I might be actually be able to turn you into a soldier
If you want even more military swag, you can access our Global Armory Database to grab extra weapon and graphics packs.
Now repeat after me..
"THIS APP IS MY BEST FRIEND"
"THERE ARE NO OTHER APPS LIKE IT, AND THIS ONES MINE"
"I MUST MASTER IT"
"WITHOUT ME THIS APP IS USELESS"
"I MUST BUY THIS APP BEFORE MY ENEMY"
"THIS IS MY CREED!"
Okay, thats it.. Time to step up..
Look at the screenshots, read the reviews and get this app now!
Good Night Ladies!